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or anywhere you want people to know your reservoir of concern has officially run dry
Or wear it just to watch people squint and ask questions
and pop-culture parodies
a giant sombrero
Sir Pent Size:2XL or anywhere you want peopleBehold Sir Pent: a fearsome serpent draped in shining armor, slithering through the kingdom with style and sass. Equal parts danger and dignity, this scaly knight is ready to conquer dragons, joust in grand tournaments, or just look majestic on your chest. For lovers of medieval mischief and legendary puns, Sir Pent is your next quest ready companion.